Sunday, January 15, 2012

how many fkn babies does mitt romney have to pick up before he runs for president..how come its never black/latino child..its all bullshit

Saturday, January 14, 2012

two stars of TLCs "all American Muslim" were fined for marijuana possession..proving finally Muslims are cool

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Death of a City

To the family and friends of Amanda Cummings...a Staten Island teenager who commitment suicide after being bullied for years...this is truly awful news for everyone…I'm a father of 13 and 15 yr old boys...15yr old played against New Drop High School in football earlier this year...I’ve told them to never go with the bully…I’m a standup comic, so I told them if a guy is being funny that’s one thing but if their being hurtful then don’t hang with those people…the loss of this beautiful young girl is killing me right now..I want all of the ones who bullied Amanda to be revealed....I want their parents held responsible for their kids actions...the school has to be held accountable as well...we all know who the bullies are...I know them...You know them...their sitting right next to you in school…their behind you in the next office...they've bullied your friends in front of you and you laughed nervously not realizing the pain their causing....the kids who are physically or mentally bullying people are weak individuals who have been abused by a parent and its not completely their fault...a parent knows when their child is a bully especially if they themselves were a bully...

Why are we allowing this to happen? We're stronger than the bully...we out number the bully....I ask all of you to go to your schools officials and demand that all bullying be addressed and stopped TODAY...don't go to school until its resolved...stand up for your friends who are being bullied..this is how you define your young lives...it stops here and now...Amanda should represent the last time we as a society stand for bullying of any kind.....and to the bully and parents of bully’s, stop the abuse now...your time has come and its time to amend…we refuse to lose another child to death or despair…

Sunday, December 25, 2011

turn sound off

turn sound off or low.. wind was loud
check out the clouds "do u c what i c"

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Last night I went to a service for a friend Comic Patrice O'Neal
it was a wonderful ceremony...one filled with love, respect and laughter...the church was filled with his family, friends and fans...the comics that came were from every level.. from the top stars in our business to comics just starting off..all there to pay homage to their comic hero.. the tributes were given by his close comic buddies..all of them relaying touching and hilirious stories of the good times..special moments shared to remind us of the gift that was lost..at times emotions got the best of the crowd..when his step daughter told stories of how Mr. P made her feel special..smart...and silly...it brought down the house..she seemed so sure of herself for a young women... a confidence she credits learning from Patrice..she said Mr. P made me feel powerful, like I could do anything...Patrice would have loved last night.. people simply there to give the Big Man some props..Patrice has left us with a piece of work that has changed comedy and will last forever..thank you for your honesty and friendship..

pJ Landers

Sunday, December 4, 2011

how 2 xplain tim tebows winning..he's lettn devil bang him..forget giving up his soul..these type of wins are like damien omen type shit..

Friday, December 2, 2011

find peace

do yourself a favor...find some peace today

Thursday, December 1, 2011

girl missn after appearn on peoples court..her kids hve been orderd back to father..same man whos suspect in case..judge turner is asshole

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

omg...justin bieber will not b live at rockefellar tree lightn it will b taped..i guess i just spent 3 days in tent for nuthn..tnx

Monday, November 28, 2011

unemployment is down...we spent 20% higher than last yr on black friday..most of our enemies r dead..ur right obama is horrible..tnx god

Sunday, November 27, 2011

there is NO "honor" in killing ur daughter for any reason ur dumb mthfkrs...
hey michele bachmann..the military costume ur wore during ur performance on the debate proves the reviews are in and u should close the show

Saturday, November 26, 2011

guitarist slash was on eddie trunk show talkn bout his thanksgiving he says " i cookd 2 pecan pies"... boy times have changed

Friday, November 25, 2011

another case in london where murdouch newspapers are phone hacking...lets leave the phone hacking to the government

Monday, October 24, 2011

steve jobs gave bill clinton advise on monica lewinsky...control alt delete

Saturday, October 22, 2011

a pregnant mom of 13 was shot to death on a bklyn st..r u fkn kiddn me where is the outrage fk occupy wallst how bout savn bklyn sharpton u sux

Monday, October 17, 2011

just download new os for my old 3Gs its really cool some nice features ... hope it doesnt slow up or blow up my phone/head

Friday, October 14, 2011

enough of all this occupy wall st stuff its time for Comic Con..go avengers

not a happy dog

Thursday, October 13, 2011

my apologies for not postn yesterday US navy vets of the oct 12 2000 bombn of the USS Cole which killd 17 i honor u and ur sacrifice tnx u

Saturday, October 8, 2011

i luv when cold weather comes if only just to see women in hiphuggn jeans knee high boots and fittd sweatr global warmn rocks

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Empire state buildn won't lite red/blue for spiderman openn..unless they use empire instead of chrysler..mother teresa was told NO..funny huh
Congress weiner lied bout sendn his pics out.much less of a lie than telln world that iraq had WMDs don't resign

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Congress weiner lied bout sendn his pics out.much less of a lie than telln world that iraq had WMDs don't resign

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Tom waites wrote "jersey girl" that springsteen sings..wow..

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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

3/3 er the moments as they're happening cause they are moments away from being gone...
PJ

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