Sunday, December 25, 2011

turn sound off

turn sound off or low.. wind was loud
check out the clouds "do u c what i c"

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Last night I went to a service for a friend Comic Patrice O'Neal
it was a wonderful ceremony...one filled with love, respect and laughter...the church was filled with his family, friends and fans...the comics that came were from every level.. from the top stars in our business to comics just starting off..all there to pay homage to their comic hero.. the tributes were given by his close comic buddies..all of them relaying touching and hilirious stories of the good times..special moments shared to remind us of the gift that was lost..at times emotions got the best of the crowd..when his step daughter told stories of how Mr. P made her feel special..smart...and silly...it brought down the house..she seemed so sure of herself for a young women... a confidence she credits learning from Patrice..she said Mr. P made me feel powerful, like I could do anything...Patrice would have loved last night.. people simply there to give the Big Man some props..Patrice has left us with a piece of work that has changed comedy and will last forever..thank you for your honesty and friendship..

pJ Landers

Sunday, December 4, 2011

how 2 xplain tim tebows winning..he's lettn devil bang him..forget giving up his soul..these type of wins are like damien omen type shit..

Friday, December 2, 2011

find peace

do yourself a favor...find some peace today

Thursday, December 1, 2011

girl missn after appearn on peoples court..her kids hve been orderd back to father..same man whos suspect in case..judge turner is asshole

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

omg...justin bieber will not b live at rockefellar tree lightn it will b taped..i guess i just spent 3 days in tent for nuthn..tnx

Monday, November 28, 2011

unemployment is down...we spent 20% higher than last yr on black friday..most of our enemies r dead..ur right obama is horrible..tnx god

Sunday, November 27, 2011

there is NO "honor" in killing ur daughter for any reason ur dumb mthfkrs...
hey michele bachmann..the military costume ur wore during ur performance on the debate proves the reviews are in and u should close the show

Saturday, November 26, 2011

guitarist slash was on eddie trunk show talkn bout his thanksgiving he says " i cookd 2 pecan pies"... boy times have changed

Friday, November 25, 2011

another case in london where murdouch newspapers are phone hacking...lets leave the phone hacking to the government

Monday, October 24, 2011

steve jobs gave bill clinton advise on monica lewinsky...control alt delete

Saturday, October 22, 2011

a pregnant mom of 13 was shot to death on a bklyn st..r u fkn kiddn me where is the outrage fk occupy wallst how bout savn bklyn sharpton u sux

Monday, October 17, 2011

just download new os for my old 3Gs its really cool some nice features ... hope it doesnt slow up or blow up my phone/head

Friday, October 14, 2011

enough of all this occupy wall st stuff its time for Comic Con..go avengers

not a happy dog

Thursday, October 13, 2011

my apologies for not postn yesterday US navy vets of the oct 12 2000 bombn of the USS Cole which killd 17 i honor u and ur sacrifice tnx u

Saturday, October 8, 2011

i luv when cold weather comes if only just to see women in hiphuggn jeans knee high boots and fittd sweatr global warmn rocks

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Empire state buildn won't lite red/blue for spiderman openn..unless they use empire instead of chrysler..mother teresa was told NO..funny huh
Congress weiner lied bout sendn his pics out.much less of a lie than telln world that iraq had WMDs don't resign

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Congress weiner lied bout sendn his pics out.much less of a lie than telln world that iraq had WMDs don't resign

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Tom waites wrote "jersey girl" that springsteen sings..wow..

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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

3/3 er the moments as they're happening cause they are moments away from being gone...
PJ

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2/3 e time i talk about that moment this moment will be here by time i realize that moment is gone into the next moment rememb

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1/3 I was thinkn of this moment then a moment went by i thought why talk bout that moment why not talk about this moment by th

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I was thinkn of this moment then a moment went by i thought why talk bout that moment why not talk about this moment by the time i talk about that moment this moment will be here by time i realize that moment is gone into the next moment remember the moments as they're happening cause they are moments away from being gone...
PJ

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Lookn out the window it appears to b a beautiful day..when u walk outside the reality of mother natures charade are reveild..every step thru this thick humidity brings down the sweat like the rains of quam.. Who wants to meet me I'm opening up fire hydrant on macdogal st to cool off..
PJ

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Someone gets shot at least once a day in NYC..i say when it happens we find owners of gun companies and punch them in the mouth

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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

remembering a friend


Hey Everyone,
I wanted to fill you in on the Aids Walk in NY we did in Honor of Comic Mike Destefano.
If you were planning on going to the walk and set your alarm at 630am like most of us, then you woke up to crazy rain and wind. It was one of those lazy rainy Sunday’s you wanted to just lay in bed all day. I was that close to hitting snooze button. I was planning on bringing my two teenage boys, they helped us plan the walk. As I looked at them in their beds I figured it’s going to be raining all day, let them sleep.

When the organizers say rain or shine they really mean it. Thousands of workers and volunteers were working through the night getting things ready. On Saturday I met hundreds of people that had been working for months to make this day happen. It was incredible to see so many different groups of people come together for the Aids Walk. They say there were about 45,000 people that walked on Sunday raising over 6 million dollars, 20 or so of those people had come to walk in Memory of Mike Destefano. Others who couldn’t make it donated to the Mike Destefano Comic Team, the Team raised close to 6k.

 Mike was good at bringing people together. As we started to walk we had a moment of remembrance. We stood together in the rain for Mike Destefano. Some of us recalling the first time we had seen him on stage, comics who had been on shows with him, a musician who met Mike thru the Last comic tour, a girl in recovery that Mike had helped, a women that never met Mike who was inspired to do comedy, friends that have 30 year memories with him, his brother, his girlfriend and a beautiful 12 week old boy. We all greeted each other with love in our hearts, whether we knew the person or just meeting them for the first time, we were there to Celebrate Mike’s Life and the spirit was upon us.

As the team started the walk, I stayed behind on a bench talking with Joe Destefano, Mike's Brother. He was recalling how people would always think he was Mike, he looks eerily like Mike, Joe says “After Mike was on Last Comic, I was boarding this plane, the ticket guy looks at me…wow, your that guy from NBC, man you were the funniest, you should have won, you got hosed, I said that’s not me…that’s my brother Mike, I’ll tell him you said that” Joe had great pride in telling people who thought he was Mike that “no, he’s my brother, I’ll tell him you said that”

Many of you have reached out about not being able to make it or you just heard about it. If you were thinking about Mike on Sunday, if you’re reading this now thinking of Mike, then You were there with us.  As many of you know Mike believed in “something” else out there. As a Buddhist Mike tried to understand what death is. Buddhists believe that it is simply the beginning, A man dies a child is born. One soul to the next.

His girlfriend, Lois created a wonderful remembrance card…A great picture of Mike looking happy with no cares in the world…the back of the card had some words from the Buddhist book of death.

“Now when the bardo of dying dawns upon me, I will abandon all grasping, yearning and attachment, Enter undistracted into a clear awareness of the teaching, and eject my consciousness into the space of unborn awareness, As I leave this compound body of flesh and blood I will know it to be a transitory illusion“

After reading this, I looked at my buddies new born son, so snuggly lying on his mom’s belly, I'm feeling maybe we do go to the next body when we die, if so, some lucky kid is getting a great soul.  

We all have great stories about Mike. I have three memories, I went with Mike to his first Conan, he brought me to Rao’s for the best meal I ever had and I will always hear him say “hey P, I’m gonna do this new joke”  Mike said that every time he went on stage. A last funny moment came when his brother Joe was telling us that “I was late cause he saw a cab spin out of control and crash into a wall, I shoulda took a picture cause Mikey did that” (a call back referring to Mike’s punching cab drivers in head joke….No cab drivers were hurt or punched in this story) Hope to see you soon Mike, well not too soon..



Sunday, May 15, 2011

Monsoon season in nyc...yuk...im 5 min away from 59th 5th ave...im a lil wet..."hey cheify dont forget ur rubbers" robert shaw

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Sunday, May 8, 2011

I met this woman yesterday at my comedy show.....shes a mom and a US Army combat soldier just finishd duty..i wish hope pray t

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Enough bout osama.let navy seals go after most wanted number 2.sarah palin..invade alaska..no shootn her just a lil good ole w

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Its time to stop worrying what our enemies think bout us...we will do as we please..hopefully in the name of love peace freedom...

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cant believe rush limbaugh is still attackn pres obama...hes a piece of sh%t...helpn no one but the taliban...i hear taliban u

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Monday, May 2, 2011

How cool is obama...puts trump in his place on saturday night as he knew the osama plan was in effect...

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Sunday, May 1, 2011

The offical photo of royal wedding. With new duke and duchess of cambridge standing alone...looks like a really bad prom pictu

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Saturday, April 30, 2011

Excitment at ur feet....
Oh my...what a wonderful day it turnd out to be...smashn evening ahead....enough wit the 40s chit. Chat

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Sunday, April 17, 2011

Next air traffic controller that gets caught sleepn should not b fired...however someone should smack da shit out of u..

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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Catherine zeta jones checkd into psych ward...mayb she finally realizd shes been having sex with a 66 year old penis..

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Pleasantville nj police union gave a cop who killd an unarmd black kid from pace "officer of the year"..assholes. @rqui @opieradio

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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Dont feel sry for kristie alley...shes a comic/actress funny as hell...she knows how funny fall lookd

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Monday, March 7, 2011

My hope is that the dogs racing in alaska crash into sarah palin....

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Saturday, March 5, 2011

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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Fk khadfy & libya...young people look into pan am flight 103..marines need to land on "shoresof tripoli" again...my gas is too high

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Bill hicks was right..billy ray cyrus sucks...whiny lil puss complainn bout the billion dollrs miley made ruind him.fu.shoot u

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Somali pirates now need to be watched by drones...as soon as they get 100 miles near another boat...blow boat up....pirates no

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We have 3 mideast countries in social/political uprisins and in total turmoil....we have 2 wars still ragn..we're on alert in

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Im so happy the knicks got that new italian guy from denver....

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Saturday, January 22, 2011

Nothn hotter than a women wearing a football jersey...go jets

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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

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